The Ugliest Bikinis You Will Ever See [But Could Consider Wearing With Your Squad]

Posted by on Aug 11, 2017 3:04:09 PM


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A selection of the weirdest, ugliest, most impractical bikinis you can find on the market. Just in case you need some embarrassing punishment ideas for your girlfriend who keeps losing bets or you're looking for a new matching bikini for your girl squad ;)

1. The Hands Bikini Top ( 80's version)

All class.

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2. The Hands Bikini Top 2.0 

You gotta love the nail polish finish...

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3. The Pepperoni Pizza Bikini 

Not to everyone's taste bu why not?

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4. The One-Sleeve Bikini Top

Possibly the most impractical bikini top ever designed.ugly bikini.jpg

 

5. The Hairy Chest Bikini 

For your girlfriend who just spent $1,000 on laser hair removal.

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#6. The asymmetrical bikini bottoms

Horrible booty tanline guaranteed.

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7. The Nipple bikini top

Note that this style is available in different skin tones. How good is that?

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8. The Knitted Monstrosity

For girls who are into vintage stuff.

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9. The Tuxedo-style Monokini

 

 

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10. The Shocked Trump Bikini  

Some will enjoy peeing in that one ;)

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