A selection of the weirdest, ugliest, most impractical bikinis you can find on the market. Just in case you need some embarrassing punishment ideas for your girlfriend who keeps losing bets or you're looking for a new matching bikini for your girl squad ;)
1. The Hands Bikini Top ( 80's version)
2. The Hands Bikini Top 2.0
You gotta love the nail polish finish...
3. The Pepperoni Pizza Bikini
Not to everyone's taste bu why not?
4. The One-Sleeve Bikini Top
Possibly the most impractical bikini top ever designed.
5. The Hairy Chest Bikini
For your girlfriend who just spent $1,000 on laser hair removal.
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#6. The asymmetrical bikini bottoms
Horrible booty tanline guaranteed.
7. The Nipple bikini top
Note that this style is available in different skin tones. How good is that?
8. The Knitted Monstrosity
For girls who are into vintage stuff.
9. The Tuxedo-style Monokini
10. The Shocked Trump Bikini
Some will enjoy peeing in that one ;)
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